I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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