bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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