So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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