I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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