How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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