going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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