from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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