is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she told me i tasted like america
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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