Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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