haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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