Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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