okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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