I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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