from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
...so i touched it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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