I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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