Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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