its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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