So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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