Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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