when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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