I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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