His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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