STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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