Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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