I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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