Buhtt sex?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
