You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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