I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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