What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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