So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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