is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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