Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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