i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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