I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
