But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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