Pants 0. Shit 1.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
send nudes
from the living room?
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