We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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