If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dicks are not precious.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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