She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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