I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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