STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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