I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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