I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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