How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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