I heard we made out
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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