we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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