That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
it's great music for shaving your balls
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
