I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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