Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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