Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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