Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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