I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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